ASYNC.test

Begin working at the Still Life Monitor program!

You'll observe employees who venture into the Backrooms and make sure to warn them of anomalies, such as a nearby still life creature. While there is nearly guaranteed safety in the SLM program, there is still precautions Async needs to take in order to avoid disputes. As long as you are aware of the potential danger, Async cannot be help accountable for any persons' injury or fatality. Every Async employee has the same level of importance to the company, so don't ever think Async does not appreciate the work held by your position.

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